Day in the life of a Teabagger, by Rob. (I wish I had written this)

Published in it’s entirety without edit.

TEABAGGER gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards.

He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised.

All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now TEABAGGER gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. TEABAGGER’s bacon and eggs are safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate those industries.

TEABAGGER takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents
because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. TEABAGGER dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree-hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

Then he puts on his tricorner hat, jumps in his car (which is safe and reliable because conservatives lost the fight to allow manufacturers to market rolling deathtraps), drives across town (which would be impossible without all those pesky traffic regulations) on publicly-built streets and across publicly-built bridges to a political demonstration where, foaming at the mouth, he screams “Keep your filthy gummint hands off my Social Security check!”

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